WELCOME TO
GLOBAL
GURU
WE ARE THE WORLD’S LEADING CHOICE
FOR LEADING THE WORLD.
We PRIDE OURSELVES ON FINDING THE MOST GENERIC BENEFIT WITH THE LEAST GLOBAL RESISTANCE AND SPANNING THE GLOBE WITH IT IN THE MOST GENERIC COMMUNICATIONS WE CAN MUSTER.
Our PRODUCTION DEPARTMENT SPECIALIZES IN FINDING THAT SPECIAL TALENT THAT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE “ETHNICALLY AMBIGUOUS” SO YOU CAN ONLY SHOOT ONE PIECE OF FOOTAGE AND RUN IT FROM ARIZONA TO AZERBIJIAN.
Our WORK MIGHT NOT WORK THAT WELL, BUT THINK OF HOW MUCH MONEY YOU SAVED BY SAYING VIRTUALLY NOTHING TO EVERYBODY.
Enough With The Gurus—Let’s Get To Work.
YOU’VE SEEN THE SELF-PROCLAIMED ‘GURUS’ WHO PROMISE THE WORLD, BUT DELIVER NADA. TIME TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT YOUR BRAND